They ran, screaming, away form the GIANT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING PIGEON's cousin,and managed to outpace it. They stopped, panting and out of breath, when suddenly a HUGE MAN EATING KNIFE-WIELDING BADGER sprang out of the bushes, pounced on one of the boys, and began eating his face.

The other two boys didn't care much for the other boy so they let the badger finish eating him until he was full. The badger let out a giant belch that smelled like a dirty daiper left in a car on a hot day. The other two boys managed to contain the disgust and asked the badger...

what the hell is going on?...

and the badger said>

my head hurts now

The boys, although feeling pangs of sympathy for the badgers head injury, trudged on through the jungle. Suddenly, out of a tall tree jumped a...

...monkey with a knife. He was getting closer, and closer, but...

Edit: JC, Im FASTER!!! MUAHAHAH

The other boys poopedup remains! because the jungle has a magical uber growth rate so the poop the badger shat out was absorbed into the soil and went up the trees roots n stuff.... then thats when he jumped out of the tree because with all that stuff he got magical powers from the jungle, now proclaiming himself to be the magical poopyboy they carried on through the jungle in hope of finding a way home.



EDIT: u gay posted a millisecond before me

alien...

he said something.. but nobody undestood...

he tryed ..but everbody... cryed becouse he was too ugly... after this...everbody died becouse the earth blew up KAABOOOOMM......

edit

the silver surfer, flew by and whiped his cosmic arse on the small fragments of what was left of earth.


Meanwhile on a tangent in the space time continuum, eg a parrallel earth was not blown up and the now 3 girls where wondering what to do being all alone in the hot sweaty jungle....

then the three boys wake up in the middle of a island