I'm sure you know all about that, you freak.

OH LAWD I LOL'd
Epic, epic!
FFFUUU Exams, I can't be around for this :<

:3

<Splinter> once apon a time

<Splinter> Marco discovered the secret land off polo
=-= Mode #ormo +m by Tamer0
<Marco> *of
<Splinter> Where strange creatures ruled.
<Splinter> They made him kind
<Tamer0> (anyone who is naughty during the story gets muted :< )
<Splinter> king*
<Splinter> He was happy
<Splinter> But evil lurked in the land
<Splinter> the evil master shook
<Splinter> was angry at marco, he wanted to be kind
<Splinter> king*
<Splinter> what the fuck is wrong with me
<Splinter> anyways.
<Splinter> He was making evil plans
<Splinter> When his minion Tamer0 came in
<Markmad> Cumgun ?
<Rai> kickban
<Rai> requested
<Rai> for
<Splinter> Master, i have discovered a new kind of gun
<Rai> Markmad
<Splinter> called cumgun.
<Markmad> Lelno
<Splinter> Tamer0 said
<Splinter> also, shut the fuck up
<Splinter> both of you
<Splinter> "excellent" said shook
<Splinter> They planned on using it agains marco
<Splinter> They sneaked up on him in the night
<Splinter> and shot him in the face
<Marco> ;_;
<Splinter> "splooge" said the gun
<Splinter> And marco nearly died
<Splinter> But he survived
<Splinter> And he totally dropkicked shook
<Splinter> Shook nearly died too
<Splinter> but survived and got away
<Splinter> Shook needed to make a gun that actually kills
<Splinter> not shoots cum all over the place.
<Splinter> For months he worked on his new creation
<Splinter> He called it, the "holy shit this gun looks dangerous, i hope he isn't gonna shoot me with it" gun
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<Splinter> While marco was having a speach
<Splinter> shook and tamer0 sneaked up on him
<Splinter> and they pulled the trigger
<Splinter> AND THEY ALL DIED OF HERPES
<Splinter> THE END

!!

I liked the part where Splinter shuts the fuck up.

POLO

What you did there, I see it.

<Splinter> K, so I wake up in this dark room
<S3D> so what story are you going to tell us today uncle splinter
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<Splinter> I turn on the lights and I see I'm in a tiny house
<Splinter> my dream
<Splinter> i had a fw months ago
<Splinter> I ask "is anyone there?"
<Splinter> nobody answers
<Splinter> I see some stairs and decide to go up
<Splinter> there my friend is standing with a gun
<Splinter> he said " hey, some zombies invaded us last night"
<Splinter> "you might need this"
<Splinter> He threw the gun to me
<Splinter> "look out, here comes some more
<Splinter> There I saw the zombies coming from my neighbours yard
<Splinter> I was terrefeid
<Splinter> or however you spell it
<Splinter> But somehow, I knew how to use the gun
<Splinter> The zombies died in a cascade of blood
<Splinter> Then I heard some people screaming
<Splinter> I looked towards were the sound came from
<Splinter> and there comes all my classmates
<Splinter> And behind them, a hord of zombies
<Splinter> My friend tells them to bunker up
<Splinter> There is a big gun storage in the house
<Splinter> And everyone chooses there individual weapons
<Splinter> And after 20 minutes of zombie slaying
<Splinter> I sit down to relax
<Splinter> I hear someone walking outside the door
<Splinter> I listen carefully
<Splinter> It comes around the corner
<Splinter> And I shoot
<Splinter> Turns out it was one of my friends
<Gorman> D':
<Splinter> And a puddle of blood quickly forms around him
<Splinter> I scream for help
<Splinter> When they ask what happened
<Splinter> I blamed the zombies
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<Splinter> Stupid like they are
<Splinter> My friends believed it
<S3D> too alte
<S3D> late*
<Nightin> Piece of wood
<S3D> story ahs already started
<Splinter> One got so angry, he started marching towards the school
<Splinter> the zombies home
<Splinter> We tried to stop him
<Splinter> but it was too late
<Splinter> he went into the school
<Splinter> We realized we have to save him
<Nightin> But he died of herpes
<Splinter> So we take all our weapons
<Splinter> I'm retelling my dream
<Splinter> please be quite
<Splinter> and walk into the school
<S3D> quiet*
<Splinter> dead silence hits us
<Splinter> One of us decides to look in one of the classrooms
<Splinter> Unfortunatly, katanas aren't very good against zombies
<Splinter> And a zombie took it from him and decapitated him
<Splinter> we quickly killed the zombie
<Splinter> But we had woken up many others
<Splinter> We decided to split up and search for our lost friend
<Splinter> I took the dining hall
<Splinter> the biggest and scariest room in the school
<Splinter> of course, the entire school is pitch dark
<Splinter> I ask if anyone is there
<Splinter> but no one answers
<Splinter> A bit down the hall I could hear someone screaming
<Splinter> and the sound of blood hitting the floor
<Splinter> I quickly ran to kill the zombie
<Splinter> And there, on the ground lies my girlfriend
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<Tempo> STORYTIME YEYSYEYSYEYSYE
<Splinter> I say to myself "these bastards have killed enough people"
<Splinter> baawww
<Splinter> you missed over half of it
<Splinter>
<Tempo> :<
<Splinter> ok, lets continue
<Splinter> I take her suber uber saw cannon thingy
<Splinter> And proceed to kill nearly every zombie in the school
<Splinter> While all of this happened, 13 of my friends got killed
<Splinter> And me and 5 others were left
<Splinter> searching for our friend
<Splinter> We had nearly given up hope
<Splinter> when we heard his voice saying "hey, is that you guys?"
<Splinter> I got so scared I fired a saw at him
<Splinter> slicing through him chest
<Splinter> And I watched how his upper body slowly fell up
<Splinter> off*
<Splinter> "NOOOOOOO" I shouted so it could be heard for miles
<Splinter> I sat down and started crying
<Splinter> AND THEN I WOKE UP
<Splinter> the end

They say laughing lenghtens your age...
I guess I'll be 150 years old...

also sup T

Hey tonakai bro.

I guess I'm just that awesome.