Can i have the gold relax, and the tricep texture?
Oh, and here is why i need the flame:
I need this flame to combat the whales. The whales are a menace to modern society, and the only person (apart from me) to accept this is this guy, who recorded this dialogue before his unfortunate death:
"The following paragraph is going to be of the impact of Whales in today's society. Last week my cat was run over by a car with a "Say no to communists!" sticker. My collegues at the N.Y.P.D (New York Paranoia Departement) reckon it's a coincidence, but i know better. And then i tell them to look at the figures: whales outnumber the total amount of men in the ocean! They are everywhere, in every nook and cranny. The japanese knew the threat that the whales pose on humanity, and embarked on epic quests to quell their numbers but unfortunatly, the whale resistance group which operates over ground, Green Peace, stopped them before they completed their noble quest. You must warn your friends, before it's too late!
I will now recount the history of the threa-
What's that sound?
That door... was that open before?
There's that sound again.
What's that over there?"
*thud*
*gristly sound*
*silence*
"This is the Whales speaking. This man is obviously insane. Everyone knows that whales can't talk."
And that is why i need the flame.