Situation 1: I would eat insects and make a raft.

Situation 2: With two people it is easier to make a raft, then a raft could do better and faster

situation 1: no way i'd ever saw off my fucking leg, and neither would you. i'd try to give myself the quickest death possible, and i'd die drunk and happy.

situation 2: we'd throw a party, then i'd either ask him to kill and eat me for nourishment, or i'd kill myself and bother him with my stench. of course, if it was a female, there'd be so much desperate sex going on it's impossible.

Situation 1: I would cut down the tree and try to make a raft or a shelter of it! I would drink alcohol and eat insects and wood :P! I probably would drink my blood if my water would be all drank! Bandages would help me hold the raft together! If I would have no chance to live anymore I would fap last time and be drunke till death!

Situation 2: Probably we would gonna drink blood eat insects till one of us die because the raft won't be big enough to hold us both! Or one of us could go for help with the raft! Or I would eat him! :/

edit: lold about Dalir's 2nd situation XD I would have sex too if the human would be girl!

Situation 1:Eat everything that i owe until I eat my self or
MAke a calling thingy and call the ship

Situation 2:
I tape my friend while we sleep and i eat him
end of story
or or we could double our voice to call the ship





OR BUILD A SMALL SHIP USING THE THINGS FROM THE TREE AND BANDAGES FOR THE ROPES

Situation 1: Given there are likely trees about, I'd make my best efforts to craft a raft.

Situation 2: I'd make my partner do all the work.

Make a calling thingy from what?

Their undoubted deep booming voices of course xD.

Ok so my plan is.

After being spontaneously teleported to this lone island with one tree and just that, and not remembering how I got there or why I'm so hungry, I'd begin looking for the trap door that leads to the underside of the island. Digging in the sand for countless hours I'd be like wait a minute... I havent checked under the tree! I'd then go look under the tree and find a some pot the leprechaun left there. I'd be like yay. And then continue my search. If I found it I'd go down there and live yada yada. If not then I guess I'd just get drunk and high right before I dehydrate so it wont be that bad.

Plan 2

Same as first only I make the guy help too and I dont tell him about the pot ^^. Oh ya before I drink all the alcohol and pot then I tell him to go ahead and eat me since I basically just giving up right there. btw guys dont drink their blood! wat if they has teh aids

I would basically do the same, except for the second one I would kill the guy and eat him. Nom.

Situation 1: Chug the alcohol and then light yourself on fire for the sake of science. Somewhere far, far away, people will have discovered the values of a martyr.

situation :1 omg lol i'm fucked situation:2 wait until the right moment and eat him