It was obviously the Pringle theory.
Well it all started with a big BANG, a pringle can exploded and then the universe was created, and since there is no god it is a completely white void. Now some creatures evolved into what we call tori. He got bored and made one of his brothers evolve into uke. They mated and had many tori s and ukes that all looked different from depending on which person controlled it. Oh then tori said let there be light! and nothing happened. Then he got pissed saying uke stole his power and they fight forever to this day.