Re: jokes
There was 3 men in a aeroplane, and it was about to crash, the pilot said "Take a parachut and jump, if ur parachute dosen't work say "God Save Me".
So the first one took his parachute and jumpes out, pulled the string and it didn't work, so he said "God Save Me" and landed in a pile of cushions
The Second one took his parachute, jumped out and pulled the string and that one never worked either, so he said "God Save Me" and landed in the biggest mars bar u have ever seen!
Then, the third couldn't speak properly so he jumped out, pulled the string and his parachute didn't work, he said "God Shave Me" and landed in a barberer shop.
Theres a fun joke to tell yer friends
So the first one took his parachute and jumpes out, pulled the string and it didn't work, so he said "God Save Me" and landed in a pile of cushions
The Second one took his parachute, jumped out and pulled the string and that one never worked either, so he said "God Save Me" and landed in the biggest mars bar u have ever seen!
Then, the third couldn't speak properly so he jumped out, pulled the string and his parachute didn't work, he said "God Shave Me" and landed in a barberer shop.
Theres a fun joke to tell yer friends
Re: jokes
Here's one!
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
ive eard it b4 but not like that lol
