Haha, my machine comes from me working a 3k a year casual job and never being able to afford rego or fuel because all my money goes on my computer. (Still living at home).

How did you know about my biege box? :o

Stats:
P4 2.8Ghz proccessor, 512Mb ram,
Asus A9550 GE 256mb AGP,
280gb hdd
Clunky as hell 19in CRT monitor

I also have an ID4 alien figurine on top of my tower that keeps viruses out...
If its worked this far, im not gonna argue with it >.<

ToriBash will run fine, and only really lags when ive done something stupid and mashed the characters into a ball of computations and CPU pain.

Stats:
OS X 10.3.9
Motorola PowerPC 1Ghz G4 w/ L2 Cache
ATI Radeon 9000Pro 64Mb Mobility (AGP)
40Gig HD
15.2" Widescreen LCD display
Belkin 7-button mouse (yeah, you guessed it, I don't use half the buttons...and yes I can right-click.)
Belkin full-sized PC keyboard (hooray for PC peripherals being cheaper...and PC stuff working on Macs...)

-Sempron 3300+
-Radeon x700se
-1024mb ram
http://koti.mbnet.fi/perunah/files/P6040188.JPG Photo of my super-uber datastation.

SP2
Ath64 4500+ X2
2GB of ram
2 Shiny new 300gb SATA drives
and (soon) 7800GS+

a pocket calculator. or something with comprable power.

mmm speakers...

Oh...?

The outwards stuff:

Nice shiny black medion 19" screen (flat screen's contrast is still screwed, so i don't use them, hurst my eyes)
5.1 Sound system (Creative Progamer G500, google it ;) )
Aerocool T40 Box
Razer Limited edition (blue)
(soonish) Razer Keyboard (or optimus, whichever comes first, if Razer's keyboard is wireless i won't be getting it... there was some rumors it is)

For other games:
Nice steering wheel (not quality brand... i don't like forcefeedback, it's bad when driving in the night =P)
http://www.saitek.com/images/300dpi/joysticks/x52.jpg <- that too

main machine - game and web/vmware server
3.4GHz Pentium D 945 @ 4.5GHz (dual core)
x1900xt @ 670MHz
2 GB ddr2 1066 @ 881MHz, 3-3-4
300gb wd, 80gb samsung, 40gb wd

tv machine - alternate game machine when family/friends are over
2.4GHz 3400+ Athlon64 @ 2.64GHz
6800gt @ 345/1050
2GB DDR400 @ DDR440MHz
160gb samsung, 250gb seagate

mx518+ms natural on linksys kvm to control both

lappy
1.6GHz turion x2 ultra portable 12"
2GB ddr2 667
1150 radeon graphics (think x300 - damn thing is enough to smoothly run Trackmania Nations!)

I'm a regular on maximumpc forums - if you're looking for a new machine, we can usually help you put a sweet machine together for cheap using online stores. There's also an overclocking section in case any of you are interested - some of those chips are prime candidates - class C northwoods, 130nm athlon xp, 939, semprons (754). Depends on the mobo too though.

THAT ONE!!!!! :O