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Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
You told us that tertywerty. A few days ago, I accidentally licked an envelope before putting the letter in when I was putting it in my present for my dad at his birthday.
I've been sentenced to life in a rich white banker's scrotal sac!
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
here is one

i was at my cousins house and his county fair was going on and there was this kid he was making fun of me and we were in line for the ferris wheel and he was coping me to some thing i said he had his legs spred out and hi knees bent he did it one more time and when he did i kicked so freaking hard i hit him in the nuts and he creid for ten minutes and he was like two years older than me it was funny and my cousins girlfriend was there and so was his best friend and they all laughed so hard
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Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by chumpy
here is one

i was at my cousins house and his county fair was going on and there was this kid he was making fun of me and we were in line for the ferris wheel and he was coping me to some thing i said he had his legs spred out and hi knees bent he did it one more time and when he did i kicked so freaking har i hit him in the nuts and he creid for ten minutes and he was like two years older than me it was funny and my cousins girlfriend was there and so was his best friend and they all laughed so hard

nice one chumpy that was pure ownadge! lol
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Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by tertywerty
Originally Posted by chumpy
here is one

i was at my cousins house and his county fair was going on and there was this kid he was making fun of me and we were in line for the ferris wheel and he was coping me to some thing i said he had his legs spred out and hi knees bent he did it one more time and when he did i kicked so freaking har i hit him in the nuts and he creid for ten minutes and he was like two years older than me it was funny and my cousins girlfriend was there and so was his best friend and they all laughed so hard

nice one chumpy that was pure ownadge! lol



hahahahaha...thats funny....
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Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by gif


BTW skinny dude why was your finger below your butt?

i was going to sit down....and my finger was there...

i have to go to the doctors on friday to see how much longer....
That reminds me...when i went to the doctors the person said every friday when i go home i tell my wife a story about a broken something. Then he said this is the story of the week!....lol
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Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
once i had 2 many onion rings and when i got home i shit myself so bad i had to throw my boxers and my pants away
This is my story..... and your not part of it
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
yes it totally smelt like onions and crap
This is my story..... and your not part of it
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by gif
OK i thought of one that my friend did(luckily he doesnt read these boards)


I dont know the entire story but anyway he was angry and threw a cheese gratter at the wall it bounced back and cut him.


BTW skinny dude why was your finger below your butt?

That was hilarious i remember that to XD...good times...good times...