/me walks outside and is temporarily blinded by the sun.
/me realizes the outside world sucks compared to Aiur and comes back inside to play more Starcraft.

/me looks at the sun

>implying that the sun burns me

/me be vampire

/me be bored

Shakuras Plateau. Y2445. The Protoss tribe of Kraetyz have landed an invasion force on the southwest top plateau. The defending remnants of Aiur's great champions, the protoss of Xego, are desperately trying to put up a defensive counterstrike to push Kraetyz off Shakuras and live in peace on their north-eastern plateau, so they can mount a final strike against the remaining Zerg after Kerrigan's fall.

Kraetyz builds two additional probes, and begins to prepare a third while a probe is sent out to warp in a pylon from the mothership hovering high above Shakuras, guarded by an armada of Phoenixes.

/me needs to construct additional pylons

OH LORD WHY

"My team mate sucks, guys. He's at 10 supply and isn't building more pylons." Kraetyz gg's and leaves Shakuras.

:(

/me rageswitches race to zerg

/me wtf are overlrords

/me rageswitch to terran

/me watches as Chartle desperately tries to pull SCVs away from constructing buildings so they'll mine instead of idling

*MrJingles watches Kraetyz as he watches Chartle desperately tries to pull SCVs away from constructing buildings so they'll mine instead of idling*

type .me [ with / instead of . ]
BEACUSE ITS RED

/me wathches the red text

/me is amazed

You know, I can make red text without using the retarded IRC command. Because I'm a total pimp like that. Also SlashMe doesn't go well with quotation blocks. With that said:

"And just who the fuck do you think you are?" Kraetyz slaps Jingles across the face for staring at him staring at the screen.

[[OOC: So, would anyone here be up for some SERIOUS roleplaying? I'm bored and I want to GM something with people who are actually active (usually when I start shit up, folks go inactive or just don't show up)]]