Toribash
Okay, seriously. Ishi, if you really do leave for a bit (holy god that'd make me sad) at least do it with a bang. Unlike me where I'm like talktalktalktalk.... and everyone goes wtf.
Anyway, <3.

19:08 <@Cevius[Work]> MADE UP SWEARWORDS. GO. STARTING WITH COCKSNAP
19:08 <@SlainVeteran> FINNISH
NOoooooo, QQ D:

Internets has failed you, they must die!

In all seriousness though, you can't get intarwebs for less than 50 bucks? That shucks. Damn mini-monopolies.