there once was a man named ryan,
with a shirt colored a brilliant cyan,
his name was black, like what's above his sack,
from all dem pills he be buyin'
ryan was a crazy dude,
with a "fuck you" attitude,
a sociopath, great at math,
however- slightly lewd.
slightly masochistic,
as i confuse with sadistic,
oh ryan, oh ryan,
we all want his dick.