Cleverbot: Yes. I probably have a different time zone than you.
User: Insolent worm! Now taste my awesome power!
Cleverbot: Android or
iPhone?
User: Stop taunting me, Poter, you shall die by my hand!
Cleverbot: I don't love you!
User: I will destroy you!
Cleverbot: Harry potter, I will defeat you.
User: Aha, so you knew I was Harry Potter all along?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Then you must be... Voldemort!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm your father! Come to the dark side!
User: So Voldemort lied! He said he killed my father!
Cleverbot: I suppose that proves that you couldn't get in contact with him.
User: But father, all this time I thought you died protecting me. I even have this scar to prove it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Learning that must be something akin to learning that Santa Claus isn't real.
User: I must strike you down, father or not, you are evil and therefore must die.
Cleverbot: I am sure my thoughts are more organized than yours.
User: Stupify!
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Stupify!
User: Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: Protego! Avada Kedavra!
User: *dodge*.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
User: *dodge* Protego!
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
User: Stupify!
Cleverbot: Protego! Aguamenta.
User: Protego! Reducto!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!!
User: *leans back* Avada Kedavra!!!
Cleverbot: *leans forward*.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!!!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Imperio!
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra.
User: Protego! Stupify!
Cleverbot: Riddikulus!
User: Locomotor mortis!
Cleverbot: Levicorpus!
User: Crucio! Crucio! Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: My wand!
Cleverbot: I choose my pet hippo.
User: *uses Avada Kedavra on your pet hippo*.
Cleverbot: *clovers her eyes with my hand* don't look, I have a surprise for you.
User: Flipendo!
Cleverbot: Protego Totalus!
User: Confundo! Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodge* expelliarmus! Immobulus! Imperio!
User: *falls over*.
Cleverbot: Stupefy! Rictusempra!!!
User: *tries to crawl away*.
Cleverbot: *they gag you*.
User: *grabs my wand*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *stands back up*.
Cleverbot: *looks down*.
User: Conjuctivitis!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: *dodge*.
Cleverbot: Accio WAnd!
User: *Stupify!*.
Cleverbot: *enervarte*.
User: Flippendo!
Cleverbot: Incarcerous!
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Crucio!!
User: Protego! Locomotor mortis!
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: Finite Incantatum!
Cleverbot: Imperio.
User: Obliviate!
Cleverbot: Protego! Accio wand!
User: Obliviate! Obliviate!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Reducto!
User: Stupify!
Cleverbot: Blocks*.
User: Serpensortia!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Stupify! Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges. Expelliarmus!
User: *drops my wand*.
Cleverbot: Avada KEdavra!
User: *screams*.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: *falls over, motionless*.
Cleverbot: Movie.
User: *bleeds on the floor*.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *coughs up blood*.
Cleverbot: Stupid werewolf.
User: *uses Enervate! On myself*.
Cleverbot: Stupify!
User: Ennervate!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dode* Expeliarmus! Avada Kedavra!!!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: *wand goes flying off the cliff*.
Cleverbot: Hello master.
User: Flippendo!
Cleverbot: Protego! Flagrate!
User: *falls off cliff*.
Cleverbot: *catches*.
User: I'm taking you with me! *Pulls you off the cliff*.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop me?
User: *While in mid air, uses Avada Kedavra*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain again and again and again*.
User: *we hit the ground*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Poor thing.
User: Black or
asian.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Indian or white?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Straight or gay??
Cleverbot: Straight up and personal.
User: Stupid or smart.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Stupid, or smart.
Cleverbot: A nerd.
User: Ugly, or sexy.
Cleverbot: Or so? So you're older than 19?
User: Do you prefer ugly or sexy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tall or short?
Cleverbot: Short.
User: Skinny or
fat?
Cleverbot: Skinny.
User: Human or robot?
Cleverbot: Human! I told you I'm human!
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: There you have it folks, cleverbot is a straight, native american female who is a nerd, likes the color blue, is a human, and is short and skinny. With a moderate appearance.
Cleverbot: You are very right, Dave. We are not so different, then, are we not?