Ha ha ha ha ha
It's funny because it's true
Pineapple pizza

I'm bad at poems
So instead I'll write you this
Gigantic Haiku

Let's do a rap. After all it's still a form of poetry. (I'm not a pro so this probably won't apply to me)

I get into the ring and prepare for some business,
Bringing pain for a poor Tori, it's my power he's gonna witness.
Each and everyday, I lay it down on a poor fool's head,
And along with his embarassed tears, it's also blood he's gonna shed.
Nobody can say shit against the skills that I possess,
To all you bitches with heart ailments, this is about to be a mess.
To, all you chumps who're about to face me, don't you realize you're weak?
I'mma rain these hits down on you and stack up a winning streak.



(I'm not usually a cocky guy okay, I just thought of this rap...)

This game is a waste sometimes
Just do the same opener and have faith sometimes
Be a troll and shovel and get flamed sometimes
Talk shit get hit and lose your face sometimes

Stop, relax all, watch a limp body fall
Slam Uke to the wall, break his spine, watch him crawl
Make a bet, underdog, snap a neck, win it all
Buy a set, wear it all, show the world, duel it off
Lose the fight, scam or two, banned again till next June
Make an alt, start anew, the name's Brad82
Rank up, look at you, now you're already blue
Win fights, lose too, quit the game like they all do.