Twinswords, My initiation into [ALLY], I do a spin kick, And my blades fly off for no reason, DQ's me in the next turn, While i had 40000 points

mind blowing moments when you randomly dq which change your life forever because you have never seen anything so dafuq.

And I once won a match with no hands and 1 leg. But of course that's just my elite dafuq skills.

god these threads get stupider and stupider.
kill it with fire.

Tried to Frontflip Split Uke, but my legs went off randomly and decaped him...
DAFUQ

Heh. It got to be when im playing parkour with my friend,then i was reaching the end point, my friend pinged. I raged at that time, xD

I was getting my ass kicked by a girl in Mortal Kombat 9, she did the X-ray, and I guarded, and somehow I let go of the trigger, so she pwned me, while my friend is singing these lyrics in the background:
"I'm a dick, I'M A DICK-TED TO YOU"
and some blablabla crap
and I was like dafuq just happened?

Probably when I accidently came inside of my girlfriend.
She was like "HONK HONK HONK!" and then flew off and shit on somebodys car.

1 i was ingam time i hit some1 and then dey said ow and i sed omg silly it doesnt hurt u irl silly roflmao lol lmao stfu and then i was like omg what has science done wtf im10andthisiswtf/!