*grows a new face and becomes a friend of pepsi*

*Sends little coke midgets to kamakazi attack the pepsi midgets*

*shuvs rocket launcher up Sa1uk's wide ass and pulls the trigger causing Sa1uk to pop and candy falls out of him*

*eats the candy*

*my candy is full of explosives that explode when eaten*

*covers self in explosives and holds detonator that when pressure is taken off it detonates in a radius of 5 miles* hah... *eats krae's chocolate cake*

*puts fingers down jims neck *
*eats the cake*

*throws Sa1uk with a microwave.....*
*uses Sa1uk's life-less body and puts on fire and eats him as a marsh mellow*

*Walks in on CoKe eating Sa1*
"Hi"
Coke "Hi"
*kicks his face in for no reason and drags him to a highway, waits for a truck and throws him in front of the truck*
"LOLOLROADKILLILIL"

*my half eaten body walks to the highway finds the rest then kicks ren in front of another truck*

*truck drivers protest and eat the rest of Sa1uk's mellowness*