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chuck norris invented the giraffe when he kicked a horse in the chin
jesus could walk on water, chuck norris can swim thru land
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I Would Close it but I'm not any kind of power of that kind. Lol. But you might wanna before this becomes a rant.
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Four hundred facts about Chuck Norris. (I got it for my birthday.) If you really want more then four hundred of these jokes, you're a sick man, should see a psychologist, and can probably use the power of google to help you.
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Originally Posted by Kais View Post
wtf is this weird obsession with chuck norris that every1 has


Its typical irony man. Take someone who (lets face it) made terrible movies, usually about him doing things no one could ever do alone, and make jokes about him being the best person ever.


Here is one I made up all by myself.


Q: Who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and Steven Segall.

A: I don't know, but Il bet they tear a hole in the very fabric of time.
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