Secret Santa 2024
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
Originally Posted by Kaze
Originally Posted by righthandmidget[MM
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Originally Posted by Kaze
And if woodchucks drank milk, hamburgers would eat people, and the world would implode in a puff of logic.

shows what you know about the animal and food complex...if woodchucks drank milk then the cats would have to do the wood thing and yet they are unable to due to the jaw force required in order to chuck it all, not realistic...anymore to the food/animal complex are welcome

Don't argue with my logic. If the facts do not conform to the theory, they are thusly disposed of.
If you have a better explination for intergalactic travel, I'd like to hear it.
Til then, don't you start piddling mine away.

first of all, spell check on explanation and second of all, your theory had nothing to do with intergalactic travel, it had to do with implosion of the world in an impossible situation
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
Have you heard Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

Can you recite any of the laws in it?

Thought so.
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
Originally Posted by DEATH
I rode over a squirrel once. No really.

POOR Squirrel


OH WELL... Make some stew
You need the president
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
Originally Posted by Qegola
Have you heard Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

Can you recite any of the laws in it?

Thought so.

which part of relativity are you referring to? the special or general...
1.observers, when in uniform motion relative to one another, have no way of determining whether one of them is "stationary"
2.That the speed of light in a vacuum is the same for all observers, regardless of their motion or of the motion of the source of the light.
what other part would you like to know about it?
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
Originally Posted by Boss[MM
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Originally Posted by DEATH
I rode over a squirrel once. No really.

POOR Squirrel


OH WELL... Make some stew

quality
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
You can recite them I see.

Now, explain to us exactly WHY these laws are true?
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
havent you noticed how fast penguins are reproducing?! they are making a plan and teaming up making a huge gang of penguins then they are going to take over antartica and swim to the south pole and team up with the wolves and over hundreds of years there going to evolve into a pengui/wolve hybrid and reproduce a lot and then take over the human race! and trust me i over heard them speeking saying that if it aint black in white peck scratch in bite! And yes i can speak penguin.
Re: The squirrels are out to get us
I'm sure penguins will be able to develop their own nuclear and biological weaponry out of the abundance of resources in Antarctica ^_^
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.