HTOTM: FUSION
Hm... Well.. This starts Freshman year of High school.

I was dating a girl named Jennifer. She broke up with me after we were together for... 2 months? I think? Well, after that. A girl named April, timid and shy. Asked me out (kind of). We were talking before, but just friendly. I first noticed her at Homecoming. She walked by, waved and said Hi, and walked off with her friend. I was literally in awe of how beautiful she was. Hair was perfect, brown and was down below her shoulders. Beautiful brown eyes, I love them. (She's Hispanic). We've been together for almost 2 years now. And I couldn't think of another girl I'd rather be with.


Prom!(photo is kind of big)

Last edited by WeooWeoo; May 21, 2015 at 06:48 PM.

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."
Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Hm... Well.. This starts Freshman year of High school.

I was dating a girl named Jennifer. She broke up with me after we were together for... 2 months? I think? Well, after that. A girl named April, timid and shy. Asked me out (kind of). We were talking before, but just friendly. I first noticed her at Homecoming. She walked by, waved and said Hi, and walked off with her friend. I was literally in awe of how beautiful she was. Hair was perfect, brown and was down below her shoulders. Beautiful brown eyes, I love them. (She's Hispanic). We've been together for almost 2 years now. And I couldn't think of another girl I'd rather be with.


Prom!(photo is kind of big)


Looks to me like theres an alien spaceship using a tractor beam(probably on an innocent, no less). while trying to blend in with the camera flash in the window. Is your "prom" photo actually a cover up for something much bigger?

Not for the faint of heart



Tell us, what is really going on here?
It's totally a UFO, or its just the lights from outside and inside, side by side.

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."
my girlfriend and i have been dating for about 6 months
i've known her for 12 years and she's had a crush on my since we were like 10
so last year we saw each other more often and i was like 'wow she was like a 5/10 but now she's a 9/10'
ever since high school she's only gotten hotter and hotter, so one day she came over to visit my sister since they've always been close
that day i just went up to her and tried to be smooth about getting her phone number but i didn't even need to
she grabbed me phone from me and asked 'why don't you have my # in here? that's weird seeing how long we've known each other'
smooth as butter baby, and a week later we started dating
i've never met anyone so much like me it's almost too perfect
she's a guys guy and as sweet as honey but is as lady-like as you can get when she wants
unfortunately we've fucked and done a lot of other stuff whenever we could on the fly
one day her mom took her phone and tried looking through all the texts
she obviously found nothing, but that didn't stop her
she then called up verizon and asked for every text log they could find so she could read till her hearts content
the shit she found put her out, and made her hate me
as of now we've been around her mothers finger for about 2 months
i do get to see her, and talk to her almost every day
all in all i regret nothing and i expect to spend a good portion if not all of it with my girlfriend
it would be disastrous and extremely odd if we broke up

will post pics if it matter but idrc atm
ps online shit is stupid zayex, you can't stick your dick in a cpu - well you can but the cuts won't be worth it
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
Single currently. But I'm making a impact on the white chick Aficionados. So maybe that'll go somewhere.
Although. In terms of my previous relationship. She was a crazy bitch and it took me a bit too long to figure that out. Now. She's threatened to stab some of my stereotypical white girl friends if they continue to do shit with me. It actually really terrifies me because knowing her she'd probably do it.
Last edited by Valterain; May 22, 2015 at 02:18 AM.
Illuminati confirmed

and yeah it is stupid, but it's done now. There's another girl who lives here who's about an 8/10 that I'm considering dating since she's really sweet and not slutty like my other conquests. She's a lot more active than me (not sexually, I mean like she rides horses and longboards and shit) and turning 15 when I turn 18, so that's kind of eh.

Loving your guys' stories, keep it up.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Hm... Well.. This starts Freshman year of High school.

I was dating a girl named Jennifer. She broke up with me after we were together for... 2 months? I think? Well, after that. A girl named April, timid and shy. Asked me out (kind of). We were talking before, but just friendly. I first noticed her at Homecoming. She walked by, waved and said Hi, and walked off with her friend. I was literally in awe of how beautiful she was. Hair was perfect, brown and was down below her shoulders. Beautiful brown eyes, I love them. (She's Hispanic). We've been together for almost 2 years now. And I couldn't think of another girl I'd rather be with.


Prom!(photo is kind of big)


are you talking about the girl or the image resolution
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Originally Posted by Zayex View Post
Illuminati confirmed

and yeah it is stupid, but it's done now. There's another girl who lives here who's about an 8/10 that I'm considering dating since she's really sweet and not slutty like my other conquests. She's a lot more active than me (not sexually, I mean like she rides horses and longboards and shit) and turning 15 when I turn 18, so that's kind of eh.

Loving your guys' stories, keep it up.

im 16 and turned down a 14 year old because she was 14
if i do that, you should too, because im never wrong

also, NEVER DATE A HORSE GIRL
Last edited by Organs; May 23, 2015 at 04:26 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
I can agree with Organs on this. Horse girls are fucking crazy as fuck and will love her horse more than she'll ever love you. I talk from experience. Now. A professional tip on how to get woman. Take her to the movies. Watch a movie that's relatively scary (Or really scary, if you're a real man). Why? Because what will usually ensue is her getting all up and close to you because she's absolutely terrified while you're acting like the man you are. I watched unfriended with a handful of friends of mine. And one of my lady friends was scared shitless and holding on to my arm to calm herself down.
And. Organ is right. If she's not in the same grade as you, you shouldn't be dating.
Originally Posted by Valterain View Post
I can agree with Organs on this. Horse girls are fucking crazy as fuck and will love her horse more than she'll ever love you. I talk from experience. Now. A professional tip on how to get woman. Take her to the movies. Watch a movie that's relatively scary (Or really scary, if you're a real man). Why? Because what will usually ensue is her getting all up and close to you because she's absolutely terrified while you're acting like the man you are. I watched unfriended with a handful of friends of mine. And one of my lady friends was scared shitless and holding on to my arm to calm herself down.
And. Organ is right. If she's not in the same grade as you, you shouldn't be dating.

i prefer a movie that isn't scary, you wouldn't want her shitting herself with her tongue in your mouth (unless youre into that, go for it). honestly any movie that isnt horror or for kids is good. i was with a girl and she insisted on seeing smurfs 2, i cant get it on with neil patrick harris and his blue friends in the background, it just doesnt work.
Originally Posted by Organs View Post
i prefer a movie that isn't scary, you wouldn't want her shitting herself with her tongue in your mouth (unless youre into that, go for it). honestly any movie that isnt horror or for kids is good. i was with a girl and she insisted on seeing smurfs 2, i cant get it on with neil patrick harris and his blue friends in the background, it just doesnt work.

Eh. Kinda depends on the chick. I mean. I'd probably go to a chick flick with them if they asked. But never would I ever seen a children's movie. Can't be frenching while mufasa dies in the Lion King.