Originally Posted by
PorcupineJim
When the fat cake of the country, and there is a race to return Seck lived. Seck of the fund is to fly people and cheeks, and much of a hole in the butt when secretly planted a limited hunt food for the children of anal Sec donkey is a feeling of want. Evil with a few hours after a gas leak from a distance of smell is a victim of a dirty, and remain barrels Seck quite small, poor illegal on the other victim was ready to attack.
Translation:
In the land of pie fat, there lived a race known as the butt secks. The butt secks liked to fly around and latch on to peoples buttocks, then vigorously defile the ass hole of the victim while they secretly implanted their anal devouring butt seck babies. After a few hours the ass of the victim will be left a gaping shit smelling hole, and the butt secks will be fully grown, ready to invade another poor victims asshole.
Morale of the story:
Don't leave your friends for crappy noob clans that just want to rape your ass. That will just leave you butt hurt.