in kindergarten i once ate a handful of dirt and then threw up inside of a tunnel slide while sliding down so i ended up getting covered head-to-toe in my own dirt-vomit

stole*

7 times a day? holy fuck


when i was like 6-7 years old, i don't remember, i asked for marriage a girl i suppose i liked.
she didn't even say anything
i don't blame her

i once took a shit in the bathtub

In pre-school: I mooned the cool big kids in sixth grade because they said it would also make me cool.

Also I stuck crayons up my nose and had to go to the ER.

A day earlier I saw someone spit out a drink into someone's face from laughing on TV. I'm at the water fountain and there's a small line of people waiting. Someone says something funny behind me.... Being the impressionable little idiot I was, I fit as much water into my mouth as I could, turned around and.. Well I made enemies that was

Making a nude character in Movie Star Planet while my mom
was watching.

I rolled down stairs in a garbage can. Someone filmed it and put it on youtube and it got like 500k views or something. I would link it but i cant find it anymore :< not gunna lie it was pretty fun it was like a roller coaster except i hit a parked car at the end and the lid came off the top

was it a floater?

This.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA why raiken?