It is English, can't help it if you can't be bothered to... err... 'decode' it... :P

Roight' then! That bloke's point is sharp as a ''knoife'' it'nit?

Now, I in now way mean to point fingers but I have a feeling that The Guv_na is he. I mean, who types in accents? And only in certain circumstances / I think so.

hehe Right-o enouph with the dilly-dally we need-not get off topic now would we? Oh no now im doing it! ahhhhhg!!!!!!!! :o :o

WHAT THE

Thats so cool Gov_na... I hope you always talk like that

That was cockney, not aussie.

D:

Not sure who can't tell that, and I'd also think the name gives it away. (Guvna - Sir, Mister)

Who in Australia would call themselves The Guv_na and type in... an Australian accent..?

Oh my, this post seems less convincing when I'm not actually saying it...

Im confused who here is Australian, lol? Yeah the guy in question was a bad bloke who didnt use propper english when posting threads. It was kind of a mix between TXT language and retardedness i recall.

Born and bred in the East End of London I wos', which is the spiritual home of the accent/dialect. Also, don't get confused between a Cockney accent and a Londoner's accent. They're two different things, wiv' similar sounds. Places like Essex, Kent and areas surrounding London and the south-east of England have what sounds like a Cockney or Londoners accent. (That wos' the best I can explain it, wot' wiv' this bein' so confusin' an' all))

I'll stick with proper English, and allow people to pay me for translation of your accent.

...And cockney people constantly use rhyming slang anyways, like "Go down the apples 'n' pears and pick up the dog 'n' bone, then go accross the frog 'n' toad and get me some fags."