Kinda thinking worst replay is satire, so I'll jump back to Regain Control.
First of all, stop teleporting :c Unless you provide some warning or coin a certain motion that indicates you're about to teleport, it just seems way too sudden and kinda sorta ruins the entire replay.
The opener was pretty good, but the hits off of it were super duper messy. This is kinda personal preference, but I do like to see a full separation between tori and uke between hits. Wrapping your legs around uke's torso while extending and contracting was just too jumbled and convoluted to follow.
Otherwise, just don't forget that the dms are secondary to looking good while getting them.