Toribash
Kinda thinking worst replay is satire, so I'll jump back to Regain Control.

First of all, stop teleporting :c Unless you provide some warning or coin a certain motion that indicates you're about to teleport, it just seems way too sudden and kinda sorta ruins the entire replay.

The opener was pretty good, but the hits off of it were super duper messy. This is kinda personal preference, but I do like to see a full separation between tori and uke between hits. Wrapping your legs around uke's torso while extending and contracting was just too jumbled and convoluted to follow.

Otherwise, just don't forget that the dms are secondary to looking good while getting them.
Looks like you're getting the hang of dms.

Try not to counter-rotate so abruptly, it'll fuck up the flow of the replay. Look for a way to keep rotating in the same direction if you can, it's often the best way to go.
The spin's momentum was stopped twice which really busts my balls, but other than that nice concept of kicks and such
is kyure alive?