If you have a talent, busk.

13 is illegally young to work. I thought.
I would get a job in a heartbeat.

I dunno what the age restriction for a real job is where you live, I think it's 14 in the states (Child labor laws, ftw) But uhm, take a look around your house and sell some stuff you don't really use anymore. Or go back in time and go collect some of Babe Ruth's spit in a bottle, then sell it on E-Bay for a hundred thousand.

You need moola? Moola.com =P you wont win much from there if you suck at guessing games so maybe become psychic first and you can win allot of money. Its all free.

if your in school then sell stuff in school. Buy bulk candy gum etc from costco/sams club and then figure out how much each piece cost in the package then make the price a bit higher than that but not to high

Oh, right. Cos you see, when I did my paper route 3 years ago, I was getting $15 for folding and delivering 300 pamphlets a day.

STAY AWAY.

Gross.

Lemonade stand, duh.

Whore yourself.

That's how I pay for my stuff.

Apparently theres this glitch:

Wake up at 3am on Wednesday, brush your teeth for 5mins then drink 500ml of orange juice as soon as you finish brushing, then run outside an scream/shout "Gimme Money!", then go back to sleep and when you wake up, you should have made Ѓ50. Repeat until you have enough. Go ahead, try it, it works!

Ah ha. But that must be hard when your dick isn't long enough that you can suck it, am I right?

I, on the other hand, whore my drawing ability.