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I trip on the 12th step of a 13 step stair case. I'm actually lucky I used my arm to shield my face... they had a welcome mat below, and it had small spikes on it. Fractured my arm.
[23:23:53] <AndChat|700625> Blue eyes ultimate dragon best card
[23:24:29] <AndChat|700625> You know the one with 3 heads
[23:24:39] <~Lightningkid> just like my dick



[11:35:40] <box> Hampa suck
[11:36:21] <hampa> not the first to tell me that today
Would it be called unlucky when I snapped my knee in half skating? Well not only did I snap it in half, I managed to twist it through 180 degrees and knocked it out badly - so my foot was under my chin pointing the wrong way.

Yes it hurt!

I spent 6 months with a cast from my nads to my ankle, and ended up with a pair of crutches for my troubles. Thankfully my Physio was ace & I can (kinda) walk unaided so long as I don't push things too hard, I can even run on a good day.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Oh geez that makes me hurt just thinking about it. D:
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I was at school one time during recess in grade 7. And it just rained outside and the soccer ball that my friends and I where playing with,got wet and heavy.

We where playing a nice fun game of soccer,then the goalie on my team gets the ball. He was taking a long time to pass it...LONG TIME...so i start screaming at him.He throws the ball at my stomach, and sub-conciously my left hand is there to catch it. (bad hand). I crack my fingers a lot so most my fingers where folded. Right when the ball comes to me, i feel that i can't move my pinky.

I look at it and one bone is on-top of the other...poor me...

I yell to everyone LOOK AT MY FINGER! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND!

Then i fall on the ground with my left hand in my right crying.

Then I get to the hospital...

It hurt.

And to this day, I still play soccer day and night, rain or shine, hail or snow, looking at girls with no bra's on, showing off my skillzors, and just about every bad thing you can think of. but looking at the girls is good :P
[2:39pm]culapou>i've killed over 500 people without stabbing them I can kill people with my bear hands if they ever try messing with me
I've been a rather safe-player, stayed away from sports and the like, I suppose my most unlucky/idiodic moment was in a car :P I was bending coins under the chair (it was one with a motorized back/forth button that scooched the chair backwards or forwards) anyways, I was on my last dime, and wouldn't you know it? my finger got caught. it was at night, so I couldn't see, and I couldn't very well do anything since my grandpa warned me not to do it, so I just sat there quietly and moved the chair forwards so i could have my finger back. then I put my hand in my sweater pocket, and felt the finger with my other hand, it was wet, but I couldn't tell what happened exactly, anyways, when we got back to my house, my finger was litterally cut in half, through the fingernail and to the bone :P

that was about 4-5 years ago

never had a broken bone :P
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Originally Posted by Stupinator View Post
I've been a rather safe-player, stayed away from sports and the like, I suppose my most unlucky/idiodic moment was in a car :P I was bending coins under the chair (it was one with a motorized back/forth button that scooched the chair backwards or forwards) anyways, I was on my last dime, and wouldn't you know it? my finger got caught. it was at night, so I couldn't see, and I couldn't very well do anything since my grandpa warned me not to do it, so I just sat there quietly and moved the chair forwards so i could have my finger back. then I put my hand in my sweater pocket, and felt the finger with my other hand, it was wet, but I couldn't tell what happened exactly, anyways, when we got back to my house, my finger was litterally cut in half, through the fingernail and to the bone :P

that was about 4-5 years ago

never had a broken bone :P

I feel sick.


Another unlucky moment from me.

Reading the second part of the first post of this thread while eating delicious lasagna.
[23:23:53] <AndChat|700625> Blue eyes ultimate dragon best card
[23:24:29] <AndChat|700625> You know the one with 3 heads
[23:24:39] <~Lightningkid> just like my dick



[11:35:40] <box> Hampa suck
[11:36:21] <hampa> not the first to tell me that today
Originally Posted by Diltoriya View Post
And to this day, I still play soccer day and night, rain or shine, hail or snow, looking at girls with no bra's on, showing off my skillzors, and just about every bad thing you can think of. but looking at the girls is good :P

Why do female soccer players not wear bras where you live?
Hmmm, i was playing brandy with rob(mister616) about 5 years when he decided to pick up a bamboo pole so he could hit the ball away, it worked successfully for a while until i figured i could sneak up on him and get him, so i crept around the fence ready to headshot him and he swung the pole around so fast he slashed open my forehead, i didn't get any stitches or go to hospital.
*is tough bastard*
Originally Posted by Delaid View Post
Why do female soccer players not wear bras where you live?



well, since this is the unlucky moments thread, I'd have to say they're probably not hot.

edit: or he's a pedophile, or he plays in the anti puberty legue.
Last edited by Stupinator; Nov 9, 2008 at 01:38 AM.
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Originally Posted by Stupinator View Post
well, since this is the unlucky moments thread, I'd have to say they're probably not hot.

edit: or he's a pedophile, or he plays in the anti puberty legue.



Ima go with the pedophile one.
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