Toribash
i was out skating, and it was a usual weekend
but this time the skatepark had TOO MANY SCOOTERERS

i was rolling down the bank, crossing the park when a little scooter fag got in my way and his handlebars wrecked my wrist

i cant bend it back as much anymore. its like stuck.
thats mine
lol
ironic...i just displace my hamstring right as i read this.

*ow ow ow ow*

*winces*

My worst was when I fell down a flight of concrete stairs. Busted my head open
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Originally Posted by KiTFoX View Post
lol, 'kay then

I have a metal kneecap. Split it right in half, came down off a halfpipe skateboarding last summer landed flat on the kneecap and it split, had to go through rehabilitation and everything, it still clicks sometimes when I walk.

And magnets don't (bleep)ing stick to it.

LMFAO
My worst injury was from when i was skating, i came down with my nuts right on the tip of a fire hydrant. Either that, or when I was climbing a fence, I fell off and chipped my 7 year old kneecap on the edge of a stone tile....
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Another horrible pain was ingrown toenails ._.
But that was more or less of an injury...
The surgery had some pretty painful injections at the start, but after that it was comical because there was absolutely no pain.
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Originally Posted by DarkJak View Post
oh i had a pencil stuck into my palm...

OMFG LMAO.

The user who posted this (Ramenlover) was laughing his ass of.
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I can't remember how old I was... But I remember that I was in kindergarten.
It was a cold winter.
I liked the taste of a metal.
So, I went and licked ladders.
And of course, my tongue got stuck there.
I tried to take it off, but it didn't come off. BUT, I got a supreme idea to take it off with my LIPS.
Well then, my lips got stuck, but tongue wasn't stuck anymore... I couldn't take them off, and then I tried to take lips off with my tongue.
Then, tongue got stuck, my lips got free... That continued until someone saw what I did and said it to a... Sentinel?
I remember I saw a lot of red.
Jumping from 1 tree stump to another.
I landed a bit too far to the left and um... yeah splinter, 19" cuts all up and accross my leg.

Also 1 time I tryed to jump a chain on a scooter and my DICKHEAD mate pulled up the chain and... I can now disclocate my sholder at will, any time I want.
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Originally Posted by Tonakai View Post
I can't remember how old I was... But I remember that I was in kindergarten.
It was a cold winter.
I liked the taste of a metal.
So, I went and licked ladders.
And of course, my tongue got stuck there.
I tried to take it off, but it didn't come off. BUT, I got a supreme idea to take it off with my LIPS.
Well then, my lips got stuck, but tongue wasn't stuck anymore... I couldn't take them off, and then I tried to take lips off with my tongue.
Then, tongue got stuck, my lips got free... That continued until someone saw what I did and said it to a... Sentinel?
I remember I saw a lot of red.

ROFL...

classic remake!
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