Like a slutty starfish?

Cept with more teeth

where do the teeth come in?

The same place the man cums in

moop did your girlfriend cheat on you with a gypsy or something

no s/he cheated on him with an octopus, how isn't this clear..?
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Moops gay and his gay lover came in sum random street cephalopod, and any normal person would get rightfully mad about that, ok? Don't worry Moop, I've got your back

tragic

Never trust anyone with more than 5 arms

5 is an odd cutoff

6 is an even cutoff