Originally Posted by Vespesi3n
Some wonderful facts about my state (Oregon):
'One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.'
'It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.'
'A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.'
'An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.'
'It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.'
'Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.'
'Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.'
http://www.dumblaws.com/
Go get some for your state. :P
how would they know?
California
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
vLOL AT THIS ONEv
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You may not hunt moths under a street light
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
WTH
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Persons may not sleep on a road.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash
WTF MAN
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
most of these espesailly the last one are the dumbest laws i found
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
vLOL AT THIS ONEv
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You may not hunt moths under a street light
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
WTH
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Persons may not sleep on a road.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash
WTF MAN
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
most of these espesailly the last one are the dumbest laws i found
