*tossed it on to burning flames and it splodes so everyone dies except doobie who walks in and gets another drink from teh minibar*

problem solved

from experience, I can say that martini's are not that flameable...


However, I was drinking a gasoline martini, because I'm that hard. Therefore, your story is verifyable.

Well, as the ragdoll I am, I'm put together again and I leave the place with a tasty Pepsi.

Pepsi too watery, coke is stickier.

coke is white and powdery, what are you talking about...

no wait, I need to change that into "solo". a norwegian soda. It's GREAT! once you've tasted it, you'll love it.

what flavor is it?

Lemonade, solo is awesome.

no! Solo is orange

solo is teh winzors
our orange drink here in aus is sunkist or fanta