If youre out of body wash, shampoo works, but dont wash your hair with bodywash

why not

Body wash dries your hair out

Breathe in your nose, not your mouth after a dab. Make sure you use the full capacity of your lungs. If you breathe in through your mouth, you'll trap the smoke down in your stomach. This is what typically causes the worst of coughs from dabs; but, if you can handle the irritation: proper breathing will make dabs generally less soul taking.

If you ever get too drunk and the room spins when you lie in bed just put one foot off the bed and onto the ground to make it stop.

Yo, I actually didn't even know this one. But when in doubt, always be drinking water when you're drinking. Helps combat possible hangover too because a lot of it is caused by dehydration.


If you take a nap right after drinking an energy drink, you will be SUPERCHARGED for the day.

push your tongue really hard on the roof of your mouth to prevent a brain freeze from happening

if you EVER find the need to bury a body, plant endangered plant species all over it so its illegal to dig up. Safe from prison, and you have a cool garden

If you sneeze with your eyes fully open, people will think you're really tough.

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