teleportation OR THE ABILITY TO SHAVE AND HAVE IT LAST MORE THAN 5 SECONDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool, calm, and collected

i want the ability to have XRAY VISION SO I CAN LOOK AT BIG BOOBIEZZZZZ

I heard you will get superpowers if you complete NNN

Surprised nobody has said shape shifting yet, that's the ultimate ability because you can be whatever you want to be, including objects like a sandwich or a rock

the ability to jerk off so hard i become the very thing im jerking off to

i can imagine infiltrating the CIA as a sandwich

To see the future

skipping back in time to any point, it basically doubles as infinite money too due to predicting the state of economy and you can ace like every single situation in your life via trial and error

You won't be able to draw anymore