i-Box
NO PLUGS REQUIRED!
NO CONTROLLERS REQUIRED!
Features:
- It's fancy
- It's clean
- Guarenteed never to break down!
- It's from microsoft!
remembered seeing a fake commercial about that a while ago.
seriously, if microsoft invented that, I'd slap bill gates.
I call it portable Jesus.
heres my sales pitch: are you feeling sad? have you committed a sin or sins?
don't have time to stop by church? or you can't make it to church because the cops would surely pull you over with all that hooker blood are your clothes.
don't worry, because with new portable jesus you can confess on the go!
jesus will never judge you he just dances on water! and for just 3 payments of 99.99 you can have all your sins forgiven!
thats awesome phail.
EDIT: I upgraded, gotta spend money to make money
addon sail pitch: this jesus may be a little more flashy, but he comes with the new bad ass look to him, if you don't want old an boring, then go with the new upgrade that comes with the ability to forgive sins of many people, which comes in handy if you own a company that scams people daily, or if you rob a bank and you and your friends gotta waste some people to make the cops take you seriously.
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