What balls? :o

:o

I has 4 scars

funny stories ay?

hmmm

ah. there was a fag in class today >_> so we wrote "**** is gay" up on the white board (we were bored and teacher was late) and he kept rubbing it off. eventually the teacher came in while it was still on the board.

she looked at it then at **** and said. "it's ok ****, it's just fine if your gay and no one is going to think any less of you".

the whole class almost fell off their chairs when she finished

i think thats it for today

You guys don't know what funny story means lolol, accidents aren't funny :x

Also delicious extra-sour balls.

OMG LOL

and yes caps were needed

and mine wasn't an accident :/

it was impro which worked better than expected

We locked the teacher out from our class in school

Some time ago We locked teacher in our class. He was mad :s

Well we locked her out

On the first day of school some student threw a cheese sandwich on the board :P
They didn't who it is though

Lol cheese sandwhich ;p

My friend had to explain what faggot meant to 5 people that barley spoke english

he had to go with F.A.G.G.O.T I.S B.A.D W.O.R.D M.E.A.N.S then he said some swear word in korean to explain. and then he gets chased around the school by some random asian off the street. i was unable to chase cause i was laughing so hard :P

Someday my friend finished eating his pizza filled with ketchup in school, soooo he had the plate in his hand and he slammed it on my other friend's face!
It made me lol hard I couldn't chase them anymore to see what happened next ;3

This happened this morning

Like micho story :o

Friend was eating Pie. i owed him cause he threw me into a metal bar the day before. soooooooo my hand hit his pie while he was taking a bite burning mince and cheese went all over his face :P

then i ate the pastry and mince that i pulled back with my hand *Eats* RUNAWAY!!!!!

ended up hiding under a table and doubled back as he ran past... then returned to the soccer game to score the winning goal with a semi- bycicle kick (which hurt my back later) xD