Because you troll and are on irc 2nd or most.

I DO NOT TROLL. I have a specific personality that causes me to... do stuff.. and junk...

Yes you do.
Fag.
Go away and die. Now.

They don't revolve around you. You're just the fag who kicks Ksarn, who MAKES the epicness.
:B

Rob, stop flaming.
It's a collaboration.
Like a beautiful doughnut, covered with tons of multicolor sprinkles. But the sprinkles are people, and the people are screaming.
In pain.
It's very painful being a sprinkle-man. It burns you up inside with agony and guilt, for if you were not cursed with this horrid undeath, you would not be a sprinkle-man.
And when you dream, you feel better.
You can be the doughnut eater, not a part of the doughnut.
It is a good dream, one I have had many times, when I was among the sprinkle-people.
They are like the homeless, you feel sorry for them, and want to help them, but you always come away from the experience feeling robbed.
And dirty.
I had to wash my hands 3 times after my last visit with the sprinkle people.
Or was that the chocolate on the doughnut?
Well, we will never know. For I ate all the evidence. Muahahaha.

I call for an epic moment, the moment I was done with the chain mod everone have been waiting for. ;)

* VelocityX shoots Tapion
* Tapion is revived. "No, bad Velocity!"
<Tapion> phail, give your bro a message from me please
<@Phail> quick
<@Phail> Tapion: say it quick
<Tapion> It's done!
<Tapion> The edits he wanted!
<@Phail> ocool
<Tapion> They are done!
* Phail is now known as Phailafk
<Tapion> RAAAAAAAWWR!
* Opeth|Buseeh is now known as OnetoFour
* VelocityX shoots tampon
* OnetoFour is now known as Opeth
* Tapion is revived again. "STOP!"
* VelocityX shoots tampon
* Tapion is revived. *no comment*
* VelocityX shoots tampon
* Tapion is revived.
* Tapion shoots VelocityX
* VelocityX shoots tampon twice in the nuts so he is in great pain but doesnt die. VelocityX is also indestructable.
* Tapion is healed.
* VelocityX ties a cannon ball to tampons foot and throws him/her/it over board
* Tapion is lifted up again by a spirit. "This is getting anoying!"
* VelocityX tears tampon in to tiny pieces so that he cannot survive in any way because he is so dead. Just to be sure VelocityX also throws him into an UN-ESCAPABLE chamber where the tiny bits of tampon will sit forever.
* VelocityX declares that tampon is dead!
* Tapion is taken out of the chamber by a spirit because it's a spirit that can break the rules of nature. The spirit puts him together and makes him undesstructible and takes him to heaven. "Haha, velocity, he is ours now!"
<Tapion> You lost
<VelocityX> Ahem* the spirit can get in and out. But you are made of matter and there for cannot escape.
<VelocityX> I win.
<Tapion> nonono,
<VelocityX> yesyesyes,
<VelocityX> What part of 'un-escapable' dont you get :/
<Tapion> read "Tapion is taken out of the chamber by a spirit because it's a spirit that can break the rules of nature."
<VelocityX> The spririt can, but you can't.
<Tapion> but it changed the box
<VelocityX> Nope.
<Tapion> or, chamber*
<Tapion> yesyesyes
<Tapion> okok! I'mma change it
* RAYClovis ([email protected]) has joined #sigma
* Tapion was healed inside the chamber by the spirit and the spirit brought the chamber up to heaven, what happens next is unknown.
<Tapion> happy?
* RAYClovis rapes Tapion.
* VelocityX throws tampon into space to float forever. And to keep everything like spirits away VelocityX also holds a huge party where everyone except tampon enjoy a nice meal that will go on for eternity.
<VelocityX> Hey Ray, im having a party want to join me?
* Tapion joined the party because he found a jetpack
* Tapion can allways escape what velocity puts him into
<RAYClovis> VelocityX: Sure.
<Tapion> ok, the spam of /me stops now!
<Tapion> noone won!
* VelocityX bribes the spirit into getting rid of tampon forever. VelocityX then kills the spirit and every other spirit so he can never escape from where ever he is. Even tampon doesnt know and is lost so dose not no how to escape from the hell hole that will consume him for all eternity.
<VelocityX> I WIN
<Tapion> Well, I got others on my side ^^
<VelocityX> Nope i killed them
<Tapion> no
<VelocityX> yes
* VelocityX kills them just in-case
* Tapion calls satan. "Yo, bro! How's the life in hell?"
<Tapion>
* VelocityX has bribed satan aswell.
* Tapion still has satan on his side
<VelocityX> Nope.
* VelocityX is SATAN
* Tapion bribed satan even more. "He will just tell lies anyway.
<Tapion> "
* VelocityX is now known as SATAN
<SATAN> Now i have your bribe MUHUHWAHAAA
<SATAN> I will smoosh you!
* SATAN vibrates
* Tapion bribes god even more than velocity every time he bribes god.
<Tapion> God* sorry, was a typo
* SATAN is now known as Satan|God
<Satan|God> I am both!
<Satan|God> Now i have even more $$$
<Satan|God> You cannot win young peasant
<Satan|God> I will smoosh you again!
<Tapion> you can't, they are the oposite of eachother, if you fuse them, you die too.
<Satan|God> Its just some role play i do to keep people guessing.
<Satan|God> Im good at it.
<Tapion> oook
<Satan|God> everyone thinks im 2 different things you see.
<Satan|God> BUT I AM ONE!
* Tapion shot himself in the foot. "HAHAHA! NOW I WIN!"
* Satan|God eats tampon
<Satan|God> omnomnom :v
* Satan|God stops vibrating
* Tapion shots around in the belly of Satan|God
<Tapion> shoots*
<Satan|God> I feel no pain!
<Satan|God> I cannot die!
<Satan|God> I am imortal!
* Tapion is still shooting
* Satan|God reads the newspaper while waiting for tampon to give up
* Tapion made a friend in the belly of Satan|God. They made a house. It was a female he befriended.
* Tapion found lots of things in the belly of Satan|God.<Satan|God> Can anyone say 'necrophelia'
<Satan|God> You little freak
<Tapion> Necrophelia? what's that?
<Satan|God> Raping a dead body.
* Tapion and his friend are not dead.
* Satan|God kills tampons friend
<Tapion> there you go
<Satan|God> MUHUHWAHA
<Tapion> how did you do that?
<Tapion> we we're in your body
* Satan|God craps tampon into a black hole!
<Tapion> you magic or something?
* Tapion is holding on!
<Satan|God> Enjoy your life in another dimension faeg.
* Satan|God pushus harder!
* Tapion lets go to end the misery
* Phridge|Flash ([email protected]) has joined #sigma
<Tapion> I won.
<Tapion> I sacrificed myself to end this
<Satan|God> Therefor i win.
<Tapion> nonono
<Satan|God> yes yes yes
<Tapion> I win, I was man enough to let you "win", therefor I win
<Tapion> EOD
<Satan|God> You let "Me win"
<Tapion> End of Discussion
<Tapion> yes
<Satan|God> Meaning I won.
<Tapion> to let you go as the winner in public
<Tapion> Rep is good you know
* Satan|God is now known as VelocityX
<Tapion> PR is good too
<VelocityX> What good is rep if your dead.
<Tapion> I let you go with good PR.
<Tapion> nono, I was letting you stand as the "winner" so you could get rep
<Phridge|Flash> how long should we wait for promo items before we start complaining
<VelocityX> I think this discussion should go in sigmas irc epicness.

This was epic. I loved it. LOL

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[18:06] <@Phridge|Flash> how did you find that out.
01[18:06] <Ksarn> It's just that I was about to make the biggest donation in TC yet to the clan, and you step in and KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
04[18:06] * %VelocityX kicks the shit out of Ksarn
[18:07] <@Phridge|Flash> yay
02[18:07] * Sprooj ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
04[18:07] * RAYClovis rapes the shit out of Ksarn.
[18:07] <RAYClovis> :3
01[18:07] <Ksarn> I have an iron ass, you can't rape it.
01[18:07] <Ksarn> You would get a bleeding cock.
[18:07] <RAYClovis> I have diamond penis, you can't stop it.
04[18:07] * @Phridge|Flash rapes RAYClovis and Ksarn
[18:07] <@Phridge|Flash> RAY
[18:08] <@Phridge|Flash> i made that up in school
[18:08] <RAYClovis> Wut.
[18:08] <@Phridge|Flash> even ask steve
[18:08] <RAYClovis> Phridge|Flash: lol no. It's from The Stand by Stephen King.
[18:08] <RAYClovis> fag. :o
[18:08] <@Phridge|Flash> titaniuma and diamond encrusted penis
[18:08] <@Phridge|Flash> ITS MINE
[18:08] <@Phridge|Flash> MINE
06[18:08] * RAYClovis mines for diamind
[18:08] <RAYClovis> diamond*
06[18:09] * @Phridge|Flash penis is titanium and diamond encrusted, and extends like telescopes
[18:10] <Pole|Patrick> Ok back.
[18:10] <%VelocityX> Sup Pat.
[18:10] <Pole|Patrick> Hey Vx.
01[18:10] <Ksarn> I'm done with this stupid fahgootry.
[18:11] <%VelocityX> This is madness
01[18:11] <Ksarn> Madness?
01[18:11] <Ksarn> THIS! IS! BULLSHIT!
[18:11] <RAYClovis> THIS! IS! CANADA!
[18:12] <%VelocityX> THIS! IS! JENGA!
[18:12] <RAYClovis> THIS! IS! POKER!
01[18:12] <Ksarn> THIS! IS! GOING IN THE IRC THREAD!
[18:12] <%VelocityX> ....lame
[18:12] <%VelocityX> c-c-c-combo breaker
04[18:13] <RAYClovis> Oh, fuck you, Ksarn.