Well my friends love to be assholes nao i live in Australia im 15 same age as most friends now from i have seen booze, fireworks (from Boxhill) and money seem to be to easy to get for them and hen they get smashed they like to be funny so imagine a group of like 15 ppl smashed with fireworks they start throwing them at each other. We have proper fireworks and smaller one they generally use these. Now i don't generally touch the booze like i might have 2-3 occasionally but i never get smashed so don't get angry at me but i do love me fireworks the funniest thing is that no-one how is drunk ever ever getz hurt ima not drunk so i always get hurt i get 2nd burns for then bottles smashed on my head but its fine. Now the strangest thing is that we are all best friends. Guys and Girls wat ever we do have some strange dynamics but it works

Yeah, my best friend from school really is annoying. He keeps playing with my books and notebooks. WTF.

He isn't a friend of mine, but he has a speech impediment, along with a 4chan personality.

F-f-f-fail

He also has catch phrases:

"Lol I can see you doing that"
"Is this supposed to hurt"
"Are you having fun?"

Also, he has curly blond hair and a revolting face. He hangs around my friends and annoys the shit out of them, but they can't say anything because they are too ri-god damn-diculously nice.

Also, he will never fight me, but when he's PMS-ing he will put me in a head-lock and keep doing that, even though I can basically pick up his 90-pound frame and toss it like a ragdoll.

GOD I hate him.

Ps. He acts gothic, even though he is a total nerd wearing a plaid overcoat.

Pps. He once told me in a serious voice: "I am a lost soul"
I laughed so hard because it's total BS.

If someone says to your other friends "Oh This is my best friend" and you only know him 2 weeks,that means he isn't your real friend.
It's easy to spot.
Real friends will care about your mood/Feelings and will help you on hard situations.
the fake friends will only use you if you got something special,like money.

I got a really annoying friend who sits in front of me.He does the stupidest things ever,like calling the older kids bad names and stuff.I seriously am thinking he barley has a brain.He always interuppts when you are doing something that involves concentrating.