I hate to say it, but "copypasta" sprung to mind immediately.
Still amusing, though.
Last edited by 3vi1; Apr 22, 2009 at 10:30 AM.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
That story is ... Interesting. Kept me quite entertained for a while, wasn't anything wrong with it either from what I read. Although, I haven't finished it and will soon.