HTOTM: FUSION
O.O hey,Rob,you need to upload those pics when ur done,i asked you on deviantart like 2-3 weeks ago xD

Also 650 foot ? O.O holy cow,also as Aslask sayd enjoy your cheesecake and happy trip
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K, back on for a bit. We bypassed Raratonga, cos the sea is a fickle beast and didn't want me to enjoy a jungle island with mountains and such. The weather was crap, and our anchorage would have been completely exposed to a surge. So bleh.

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Few more days at sea then, I guess. Tahiti is next on our list, I think.
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I had an absolutely horrific bout of dihorreah (no spellcheck here)
yesterday, definitely the worst I've ever had.

GRAPHIC DETAILS BELOW.

I actually clogged up the toilet, the crap pile was out of the water.
Which meant my hand was nearly touching it when I went to wipe. (I
realised that after I'd wiped)
It actually took 3 flushes to get rid of it, the noise was atrocious.
I then laid down on my bed, watched some of Ratatouille, then actually
dumped the exact same sized load AGAIN. I have no idea how, but my ass
was absolutely on fire.
(I got pictures of the toilet bowl ;0. Just for Dad. It was too epic
to not document it)

We're in Papeete right now (GOOGLE IS YO FREND) and it's confuzzling. I bought myself a tiki for when I get back home (with francs) (Should have brought my damn chain with me....oh wait no, metal detectors.)
STEVE, TURN OFF MY EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE, I FORGOT TO DO IT WHEN I LEFT. MAH BAYBEH IS OVERHEATING!!!
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Oh my god we must be brothers. I was in Japan where I snapped a 12 inch shit, I kid you not. The picture I took is proof. I shall upload after you upload yours.
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Moorea was a bit of a disappointment, somehow I got crippling back
pain just before I left for my tour. I got some photos on the tour,
but I've never had such constant pain like that. It was right in my
lower back and no matter what I did, it would not go away. I ended up
asking the tour guide if we could go back to the dock, I couldn't take
it any more. He was a really nice guy so he dropped me at his friend's
rent-a-car place. They were lovely people and I got back to the pier
in half the time. I got back on deck and went to sleep, just to wait
it out. I'm pretty sure the beds are shaped or something and I was
lying in it wrong the night before. :|

Yesterday was fantastic, it was the aqua safari.
The helmets are like a cube that fits over your shoulders and only
lets the water up to your collarbone. When you go down you have to
constantly pop your ears to equalize the pressure. I didn't get it at
first, but then I got the hang of it. They gave us each a bag full of
french baguettes so the fish would come to us. They came to us all
right.
I saw (reading the chart I took a pic of on my camera) a lot of racoon
butterflyfish, a yellowmargin triggerfish (start googlin'), a lot of
forcepsfish, a single clownfish (so cute :3), a tonne of scissor-tail
sergeant and one more.
A barracuda. I was literally 2m away from a barracuda named Josef.
Just incredible.
We had one of the ship's film crew with us, she was filming the whole
thing with her underwater camera. There's gonna be a dvd of most of
the cruise. So I'll pick it up cos it's only $40 and it'll really
be worth it.
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