ellectric shaver is still an option;
before you make your good pal into a weener brother, with his ex-girlfriend, make sure he's ok about it;
and don't get into buying a car which you can't afford.

Pizza is the only food you order out that doesnt come with napkins.

god's name is jealous.
and there're unicorns in the bible.
homo angels raping mob
and a king who gave out his daughter for 200 foreskins. (the original offer was 100, but the prince was obviously a fucking overachiever)

Election is like running in the special olympics,
even if you win you're still retarded

I laughed fucking hard.

This place should get active sooner or later, rereading all those posts gave me good laughs soooo..

Tip of the day: Nostalgia is something similar when reading a cool story of a book you've read in childhood.

that being said, i'm not much of a reader -but i know the feeling

/invade
He who puts face in fruit basket gets punch in nose.

Vote for Nobody, Nobody tells the truth.

Good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

/invade
When a dentist says 2: 30, is it a time or a warning?