Jesus Christ
That idea is so preposterous, I have to do it.
I'll make a head texture, and post it here when I'm done.
Thank you for your ludicrous thoughts.
Since ludicrous thoughts are your thing, got any ideas for my avatar? Sam's getting a little stale.
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I got me some wood planks for skin
I think too many propellers though

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I don't think that making a boat HEAD texture is plausible...you know, because of spheres vs. canoes. However, I may be able to turn arm textures into little boats. It's a bitch, though, because of the resolution I've got. 128x128 just doesn't cut it for that depth illusion.
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Oh also new avatar

put one on the back of the head, right in the center, one at the bottom of each LEG, put some cannons on the thighs, your arms are masts, and your hands are cannons, obviously with the barrel facing outwards.

When you say one at the bottom of each leg, are you referring to like, lower calf?
Also, I'm a little confused on how the arms could function as masts. HOWEVER, the cannon concepts I can work with.

Also, if any of you guys have colors that match them colors on that head texture (the browns - mahogany and sandy), let me know, because I would very much enjoy wearing them, at least to take pictures with them so I can sell the set in the future.

that face
tis fancy

The head texture is done. Now for hand textures :3

i helped

Yes. Yes you did.
There will be hand textures here by the end of the day.
I promise.

tht arr cool
what do u use to make ur textures saru? :v

GIMP
It's freeware, and pretty damn good for being free
It doesn't have all the perks of more expensive photoshops (like more render options, filters, etc.), but it certainly gets the job done, especially for 128x128 textures.
Things get a little more tricky with 512x512, but I don't have to worry about them
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I honestly don't know if these hands are going to work, going to go test them out now

you
your
yourr
turning a tori...
INTO A BOAT