Fuck you :c I wanted the 2000th post

Finally fuckin' finished.

>Become mod
>erase his comment
>profit

No one takes my 2000th post.

i could

:D

:D

Not that i'm going to, that'd just be a dick move. And i'm not a dick that's moving, i'm a stationary dick.

@TamaKuu: Behehe, dipthong. Lovely style you got there, can't see why people would expect you to drop it. c:

So your saying a hard dick?

A limp dick can be stationary. If propped up with chopsticks or something.

Oh xD. Wait why are we talking about dicks?

I have many a good friend named Richard. I feel it appropriate to express my affection for all the Dicks I've become acquainted with over the years.

also because dicks are funny

dick jokes you know

if a joke isn't funny enough then it's because you haven't referred to male genitalia often enough

or, as BRIAN BLESSED says, you're just not SPEAKING LOUDLY ENOUGH