A bat once grabbed me by my hair, WITH ALL DISRESPECT IN MY OWN HOME!, but I said : "Mr.Bat.....F**k you I am too heavy, it flew around until my grandfather eventually stomped it to death, and everything went back to normal, now that I have grown up, less than a year ago, a bat flew in through the chimney, no hesitation, I grabbed a thingy that you sweep with xD (Don't know what its called), and proceed to try and play baseball with the bat, then came a shot I saw the chance, I had the time of a heartbeat, gathering all my strength, all the power that was within me, and smacked the home run out of that bat, knocking it unconscious. There fellas is the story of my encounter with a bird/mammal hybrid, I will now go write a story being inspired by my own text. Adios