Hello, my name is john woodcock; any witty jokes about my name will be disregarded for the time being, I swear to you I will get revenge on the long haul. So, I am 15 and going to be turning 16 on the 7th November. My address is House Number 4 diggy diggy road, my social security number is 10169. I used to live in Scotland but I moved to England, Manchester, this year so my GMT is 0. Everyone's accent is really weird in England and dare I say all the stereotypes about the English people are true? But that would be unfair: we Scots have our own fair share is stereotypes as well, we all gotta' live with them though...

Okay, so right now My replays are let's just say mediocre, so I am gonna go do some replays in these following Mods: xSpar.tbm, Akido.tbm, Akidobigdojo.tbm and a random parkour mod. This is gonna' take a while so please do bare with me, I demand at least 8 hours, please. Competitive mods, huh.... Uh, ABD, Akido, Wushu and teakkyon that's pretty much it

Stuff about me? Well lets start off with I am not a very interesting fella' But I guess we will start off with the basics. I am not much into sports and the only sport I would ever consider doing was basket ball, why? it looks cool.

My dad is a farmer, but don't get that confused I may e a farmer but it does not man I live on a farm or anything Have I ever tipped a cow: yes, was it satisfying: yes. But obviously it took the help of my brother, now yall' might think that's a bit cruel, very very cruel; however, I was 8 when I did it, This automatically makes my excuse valid. All I am trying to say that eating meat is wrong and I think we should all go vegan: Not paid by peta to say that....

By now you could probably tell that I make allot of meaning less jokes that are not even that funny. I used to do this with all my friends back in Scotland and they hated it. Despite that, this is the internet right we are all accepting.
Well yeah as I said: I am not a very interesting person with 2 Ferrari's, 7 girl friends and 21 wives.

Well, I am tired now This is all I can do. Thanks for reading this, bye.

Forgot to add some other things so I am just gonna add them here.
Previous clans:
[D], [e], [Ethr], (Spar), (Dick)
I left [D] due to inactivity. I left [e] due to inactivity. I left (Spar) due to inactivity.
[Ethr] is dead: we where still quite forum active though but 2 members got kicked for no reason so I quit. (The 2 most active members)
I made the dick clan many people wanted to join, even hampo: the lies are not real.
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