MY LIFE IS A LIE

Totes not a pedo

So I was browsing through an old ImageShack account and guess what... I still have a picture of Noah in his little santa hat. Has to be the gosh darn cutest thing ahaha.

Noah do you remember the picture I'm talking about?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I have no idea what picture you're talking about.
Upload it.
In the meantime, here is a second one:

Ahahahaha ^_^

I was ADORABLE WITH LONG HAIR.
FUCK YOU PUBLIX.
FUCK YOU TO FUCKING SHORT HAIR DRESS CODE HELL.

You tell em', Noah!

I'll gather the villagers, you go collect the pitchforks and torches.

the riot meeting central will be held in the IRC auditorium

We're going to rape your villages and pillage your women!