Congratulations DeakManiac. You have been promoted to "Desperate Attention Whore." I mean what?... And Satan, I got you a cat but you have to come get it in person.
Meow. :3
Actually, North America is one of the few places where black cats are unlucky. In Japan, you are considered blessed if a black cat chooses to cross paths with you. That is also the case with most of Europe and South America.
Meow. :3