There once was a sarcophagous warrior who slayed the majestic snuffleupagus, then chewed on his strawberry flavored Gum made of children. After, he said, "You Mad bruh?" then tore off his pubic hairs then used them to force feed his very unfortunate siblings. "THIS IS SPARTA"he said. His foot lifting up with terror, enlightenment and much pleasure BASHED through the TORI of a person called IIluminati. SUDDENLY fire bees devoured his gigantic, throbbing, erect umbrella he contained under his magical skirt. These were the most erotic actions one could ever commit while having 10 million babies forced up his gigantic, gaping asshole while simultaneously fucking his wrinkly grandma. Unfortunately he forgot his grandma had a rather large slipper that she would shove up a giant gaping asshole of his soon to be very broken apart, glass figurine portraying an extremely decorative Origin member returning with no remorse for those he gave blowjobs to back in the spirit of the Nova with the pope long ago...He suddenly started violently masturbating to wetzel's pretzels lemonadewhich tasted likethe most shitty african children you've bought from a Westboro Baptist Church. The PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS Disease infected all the retarded ding-a-lings who.

stroy title: The sarcophagous's adventures to Freedom
There once was a sarcophagous warrior who slayed the majestic snuffleupagus, then chewed on his strawberry flavored Gum made of children. After, he said, "You Mad bruh?" then tore off his pubic hairs then used them to force feed his very unfortunate siblings. "THIS IS SPARTA"he said. His foot lifting up with terror, enlightenment and much pleasure BASHED through the TORI of a person called IIluminati. SUDDENLY fire bees devoured his gigantic, throbbing, erect umbrella he contained under his magical skirt. These were the most erotic actions one could ever commit while having 10 million babies forced up his gigantic, gaping asshole while simultaneously fucking his wrinkly grandma. Unfortunately he forgot his grandma had a rather large slipper that she would shove up a giant gaping asshole of his soon to be very broken apart, glass figurine portraying an extremely decorative Origin member returning with no remorse for those he gave blowjobs to back in the spirit of the Nova with the pope long ago...He suddenly started violently masturbating to wetzel's pretzels lemonadewhich tasted likethe most shitty african children you've bought from a Westboro Baptist Church. The PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS Disease infected all the retarded ding-a-lings who Took fates away. ;-;

I think this would be a good time to start a new stroy! ill start with something simple


In the old caves

In the old caves there was two

In the old caves there were two very large testicles

In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about

In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about sexually arrousing their

In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about sexually arrousing their gooey testicle hairs

In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about sexually arrousing their*gooey testicle hairs With hot oil

[QUOTE=TheGGK;8295062]In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about sexually arrousing their gooey testicle hairs With hot oil. When at youth,

In the old caves there were two very large testicles. They'd talk about sexually arousing their gooey testicle hairs with hot oil. When at youth they were useless