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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: olleh
You: You like candy?
Stranger: yes
You: Maybe you want some?
You: I have some... in my cella
You: cellar
Stranger: how are you
You: What? DO YOU WANT THE CANDY OR NOT
You: YOU BRAT >:C
Stranger: what this is
You: Now pess off. I have to masturbate to your imaginary face
Stranger: what
You: what what
You: in the butt
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Your conversational partner has disconnected."
You: Spoookyyyyy.