I am 17, do you want a birth certificate?

yeah, 17 chromosomes away from being normal.
can you go away?

my name is tyhazel im already 3rd dan i play like a 4th dan im 11 i play league of legends and i also have skype my skype name is tyler.hazel10 my real name chris put u can call me ty my alt is RNGremy i wanna join ur clan because i can fit in with it and look good i live in state america in california

denied

Well to start off, my name's Jimmy, I live in the Eastern Time (UTC - 05:00) which is US & Canada time zone.
I'm currently 16, I play a decent load of mods, like Aikido, Aikido Big Dojo, Tk, tiny bit (miniscule) amount of parkour, and Twinswords, because twinswords best mod
2k14. I play about every day (basically if I'm not playing Mass Effect or derping around in a metal box going faster than every animal
in the world, I'm playing Toribash). I started playing a little bit over 2 years ago, starting out with Judo (I believe), then Akido,
then Twinswords until I met Fiery/Slayer, and played Jousting till I got to Black belt, and then I took about a 3-6 month break, resulting in a
massive loss of knowledge which lead to me playing twinswords and getting bitched at by slayer to learn a "decent" mod.
Some of my hobbies include light programming, dnd, Mass Effect, hugging people with rusty spoons, and playing Muncruft.
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My Clans:
The Corrupt: Dead.
Vibe: Still alive, Drysi waved her bitch wand and got me and a few friends removed. gg
Aether: Got really tired of the whole 20000000 bajillion messages involving the walking dead and penises. (crashed my computer if I didn't check it after a few days)
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And now, for the infractions!!
One infraction for posting a certain link to a friend who didn't get the joke, reported me, canceled the report, and got us both temp-banned (appearently).
EDIT: Forgot to mention that this happened quite a while ago and the infraction points have been removed.
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My User Title (If Slayer doesn't muck it up like he always does):


And that's my app, thanks for reading.
On a side note, for the number 1 ranked clan in Toribash, you guys get the shittiest applications! XDDDD


Sparkouring.rpl

Pretty sure it's a decap.rpl

Twinswords replay.rpl

Grey Kido.rpl

Ok obey ima about to tell you some things about me and what i do in and out of toribash.The modss i love doing is any parkour like parkour dream is my favorite i like doing running.tbm and mushu sometimes aikido...ill post some replays aswell.im a yellowbelt beacuse i didnt wanna pay 100k for a name change (main acc is lickerlint) i like the color ivory because its an awesome shade of white i think.Ive been in one other clan (komrade) got out because there not active as much as they use to be.my rl name is Tyler. i don't play any sports.im 15.social groups the only time i realy leave to go places r during events and such. ill pm u before anything like that happens.im also looking for a sparing mentor(new to it)oh and im realy a brownbelt. my strongpoints are aikido. my hobby is playing toribash.i would say my personality is funny but serious when im need to be. i will contribute to the clan in everywhich way i can. im not really a skilled video or art maker but my fighting skills are great. If there is anything you need or want to know about me just pm also im open to suggestions about my replays. thank you for going over the application. oh and i like pb&j :> GMT -8

Well that's something.

Is that your application?

Nothing to see here.

Move along.

put that in a spoiler ffs