*I have helmet so I don't get hurt, but I do take out one of my arrows and ram it up slaughters ass. Seeing slaughter run away in agony. I walk to my house. Where I treat my helmet to any scratches. After this I go into the woods. Where I meet a fellow who looks like he is in need.*

You miss, as slaughter crawls through your armor, then into your anus.

lol gamemaster how do I miss when I am grabbing him in one hand and ramming it with the other? But fine. I yank slaughter by the tail who is covered in my shit. I throw him 3 km into the sky never to see him again. Which makes me level up. A man is laying by the tree I go see who he is.

You cant say if you hit him or not. And you cant say when you level up. Slaughter lands on you and you die.
New playercard please.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

New playercard:
Name: Athello
Type: Range
Weapon: Bow/Used Quiver
Clothes: Leather boots. And cotton shirt/shirt
Country/Village: England/Durham
Stats:
STR:12
DEX:11
INT:10
CHR:17
PER:10


FirstMove: Wake Up

Pure:You die.

Lol jk
You notice your window is open.

hmm. I don't remember opening that window. I spring to my feet. Lighting a candle in the darkness. I think its early morning. Since i can see both moon and sun. I reach for my arrow and bow. Drawing it to full bow. Waiting in the silence.

You hear something in the next room.

I slowly but stealthily to the next room door. Where I kick it in. (Cursing when I relive I think this is the 10th time I had to do this) There is moon light shinning though the window as I see the silhouette.

You find a squirrel.