Originally Posted by kakajade
Ar you scared from coopa troopa's , bowser ?
Ar you also scared about creepers , spiders?
Why ar you scared of that apple ?
OK so imagine this, your in a cave, with tons of diamonds and good shit,
You"ve got no food, your pick and sword broke, your completely lost,
You can't run from spiders cause your hunger is low and spiders are fast, you can't kill skeletons cause the ill just shoot you back, you can't kill creepers for obvious reasons.
And u can't make out with your diamonds cus no wood. And all the time you hear scary ass embients and also no torchess. Find your way home without dying. Good luck.
And as for mario,
You've only got tree lives to Complete this game which seems to take up a life ti e after going thru countless planets and endless dimensions you are greeted with bowsers castle, inside you find an obstacle course filled with lava pits, fire balls and nasty ass mother fuckers trying to kill you, and if u react 0.001 seconds too slow, it might result in your death, and you having too restart the whole fucking game. And once you defeat browser, instead of finding the princess you are greeted with a gay midget flippimg you off.
Crysis 3.
You are the last human on the game,everyone is coming to get you and their all invisible.
You hear your proximity alarm slowly getting louder...beep*,beep*,beep*.
You know if you don't run they'll kill you. As you run off in a short distance you see a figure standing still and you realise it is a hunter pointing its bow at you.out of panic you repeatedly shoot at him and he died.
But the proximity alarm was still beeping ever louder, and you had no more ammo on your shot gun, and you are left with a shitty revolver not enough to kill 1 hunter.you sprint towards the nearest shield you find and grab it.
15 seconds on the clock... you see the hunter pointing its bow at you, you engage in combat with your riot shield.you run as fast you can towards him but it isn't very fast with your shield.the hunter shoots an explosive arrow at your shield so you threw it away. You point your revolver at the hunter and shoot while walking towards him, bang*,bang*, bang* and amazingly managed to kill him with a jab to the face after the third bullet. You pause in disbelief in what you just accomplished seeing the timer and noticing you have 5 seconds left,you knew u were going to survive.
Until you realise the beeping wasn't gone,BEEEP*BEEP*BEEP* you look behind you and see a cloaked hunter with a riot sheild4 meters away crawling to you.you point your revolver at him and shoot all the bullets you have left as he gets closer and closer the clock is on 2 seconds. Your trapped on a corner, you have no where to run. You shout and scream as you keep shooting at the hunter until click* click* your out off ammo and BANG! He fucking kills you.
Last edited by Appledosa; Jun 2, 2013 at 03:45 AM.
I have a replay thread show it sum love http://forum.toribash.com/showthread...25#post5854525<3
Lol apple , minecraft can be in real life to only there is'nt a creeper or a skull with an crossbow haha.
But i laugh how you comment on it , you deserve the internet :P
But i laugh how you comment on it , you deserve the internet :P
