Secret Santa 2024
That wasn't funny. Or a joke.

YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, THAT SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR! BEAT THAT PUNK XD
RIP ∑
master of the universe
lol that was corny.

YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE FELL THROUGH 50 STORIES DOWN A BUILDING
RIP ∑
master of the universe
Your mums so fat that when she puts on a yellow t-shirt, the sun gets jealous
You clearly doubt the fathoms of fuck I do not give.
YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A WEIGHING SCALE, IT WOUDN'T STOP SPINNING
RIP ∑
master of the universe
lol let me see...

YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THAT SHE COULDN'T FIT TO HER CAR DOOR.
RIP ∑
master of the universe