I posted this anecdote on the clan's general chat thread over a month ago.
I think it would be alright to post it again on this thread.
Well, here's an unsolicited story about one of my experiences with headphones:
One time, I borrowed a pair of headphones from a friend taking electronics and communications engineering in university. My earphones were busted at the time, so I needed something to blast my eardrums with while I was getting them fixed.
Once I got home after going to the park in order to meet my friend and subsequently borrow her headphones, I plugged her headphones into my iPhone and started my favorite playlist, expecting lots of creamy bass and crisp treble tones. What I got was ... nothing. Complete and utter silence.
This is a bit odd, I thought at the time. Headphones as expensive as these (I won't divuldge the brand, but here's a clue: it rhymes with
beets) don't normally ... well, dick out like this. Hmm, I must've turned the volume off beforehand. No bother, I'll just fiddle with this button over here and ...... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Why did I scream? Well, as I was leisurely fiddling with my phone's volume button, a loud, piercing explosion came out of the headphones followed by a sexy female voice saying "I want to have your babies, Timee" and a few sexual "uh uh uh". All of this auditory debauchery was capped off by the female voice screaming "Timee, I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum, Timee. Aah! Aah! I'm cumming Timee!!! Oh yeah!!! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ... Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... That felt good. *sound of lips smacking*".
As it turns out, I got trolled (I didn't know if I should feel angry, happy, or horny). I don't really know how, but my friend was able to sort of "implant" that really shocking yet weirdly erotic sound clip that she had recorded herself into her headphones and, after some tinkering, make it so that the clip would play everytime you plug the headphones into a phone.
At the end of the day... she got me good. In hindsight, the devilish smile plastered on her pretty face after she had handed me her headphones at the park should have REALLY tipped me off.
Last edited by Trick; Jun 5, 2013 at 11:38 AM.